January 2011
62 posts
Sitting at Starbucks on my lunch. What a great way to get away from the stupidity at my store. I should do this more often!
December 2010
116 posts
My roommate’s friends stayed over last nite and are currently being the loudest motherfuckers ever. I despise being woken up especially by people I don’t even know. I’ll just be extremely fucking rude to them when I leave to go to work.
Sufjan Stevens - John Wayne Gacy Jr.
I love this...
My roommate keeps yelling at his kid to be...
Yet he’s the dumb fuck who woke me up with his goddamn yelling. I swear he’s just beyond stupid. I truly hate living here I want to escape!
My current thoughts on boys in my life:
- I miss you daily and wish you would just give me a chance. i’ll show you how good you can have it.
- i love how you hooked up with me that one night then never talked to me again…you seemed like a cool guy and you were extremely cute.
- why can’t you be more up front with me? don’t flirt with me then pretend like you don’t want me…although maybe...
sarahinneverland asked: Here is AR, Arisha and I'd adult madlib featuring YOU:
One day my janky buddy came to my house unexpectedly. he was really sketchy and asked if i wanted to go for a balls. i was also negro-like so we went at it. he immediatley stuck his scrotum in my nipple and fucked at it like he had never before. he sexed me over, i bent over and he stuck his vulva in my clit. he pooped in and out...
One day my janky buddy came to my house unexpectedly. he was really sketchy and asked if i wanted to go for a balls. i was also negro-like so we went at it. he immediatley stuck his scrotum in my nipple and fucked at it like he had never before. he sexed me over, i bent over and he stuck his vulva in my clit. he pooped in and out...
It's been 12 hours since I ate, I think I'm...
kinda fasting for now. Potluck at work tomorrow plus 3 amazing meals to look forward to after that.
sarahinneverland asked: Here is AR, Arisha and I'd adult madlib featuring YOU:
One day my janky buddy came to my house unexpectedly. he was really sketchy and asked if i wanted to go for a balls. i was also negro-like so we went at it. he immediatley stuck his scrotum in my nipple and fucked at it like he had never before. he sexed me over, i bent over and he stuck his vulva in my clit. he pooped in and out...
One day my janky buddy came to my house unexpectedly. he was really sketchy and asked if i wanted to go for a balls. i was also negro-like so we went at it. he immediatley stuck his scrotum in my nipple and fucked at it like he had never before. he sexed me over, i bent over and he stuck his vulva in my clit. he pooped in and out...
Drunk Conversation with Terry:
Terry: He played my heart like a xylocarp.
Me: lol that’s a Pokemon.
Terry: i meant xylophone.
Reason why we’re friendlies. :)
I got the most satisfaction today...
correcting someone at work who said it was “coming down like a blizzard outside” i was like it would be snowing for it to be like a blizzard…then i walked away the ultimate champion!
lishafisha asked: dawwwg did you see what i posted on your wall ?
lishafisha asked: dawwwg did you see what i posted on your wall ?
after being on my feet all day...
being able to lay down in bed under my blankets is such a relief. my legs are so thankful they’ve begun to pulsate with joy.
